"Americans Giving Gold Project"

Americans!

If you have heard the news about Germany demanding we pay our debt to them immediatey and pay it in Gold (Click on title above to see article) surely you must know that America will soon be in desperate need of all the gold it can get its hands on.

It is time for every citizen to make the second ultimate sacrifice for their country and give to it our precious gold - do not send it to those jerks on TV! They are just robbers taking advantage of the economic crisis to steal your gold away. They pay only a fraction of what your gold is worth on the "fair market" today (brother, if that aint a misnomer, what is?!) Anyways, where wuz i? Oh yeah.

Dont be taken advantage of by these unscrupulous greedy usurers. Rather to suffer the personal loss and do "the patriotic thing." Give to your government instead.

Americans have always pulled togther in troubled times, and now is not the time to quit. Now is the time for all good men (& women & children also included) to come to the aid of their country. We can all do that now by giving our gold to the government and giving until it hurts. Got a family heirloom, a grandmothers watch or wedding ring? Give it. Got an old or an extra Rollex of your ex-husbands layng around? Give it. Wealthy and porr alike, all should give generously. No one is immune from this crisis, not even the filthy rich. The working class have lost their homes and jobs. The rich are losing profits. We all suffer together in these tough economic times.

Americans have known for a long long time that a little suffering is good for the soul. We have learned from living through difficult times in the past that "want" and economic suffering makes us stronger and more able to survive, and all the more determined to endure.

So give til it hurts to our government. Send them all of your gold. It is The New Patriotic Thing to Do. By giving in this way to our government, it will help us survive as a Nation through these tough economic times. If we do this for our government, we can rest assured that when it is all over, our government will give back to us in the end,"....and you know it will. Without any vaseline..

God Bless America

Thank you American Patriots for Giving Your Gold to Our County!

To make your personal contribution to the war against the economic crisis,
send all your gold to:

Americans Giving Gold Project
c.o.
Secretary of the U.S. Treasury
1600 Pennsylvania Av.
Washington, DC
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